I'm not racist, sexist, heightist or anything else, nor do i normally find it funny when people die. i do however love to laugh and i cant help that jokes make me laugh, whether they rely on those topics or not. but the think is i dont care if someone makes a blonde joke, a woman joke or a joke about me- aslong as its funny. its just a joke- what harm does it do? this is a "bad" joke but i found it highly amusing:
"police investigating mark speights death say they now have a clearer picture of how he died- it was sent in by jo ages 6 from liverpool" now that i thought was wonderful, its not going to harm mark is it really? yes its slightly mean, but hes not here to hear it, and he was a funny man- im sure he'd find the funny side to it aswell.
i love comedians, and it doesnt matter to me who they take the micheal out of because no area is a no go, thats whats so funny, when it shocks you all the better.
i love stephen lynch- i think hes adorable, and very very cute ;) hahaha. but he is essenrially "bad" he sings about gay people, fat people, black people but its funny! one of my favourite songs is when grandfather dies:
When Grandfather dies Life will be strange
When Grandfather dies My whole world will change
When Grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell'
Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell
So Grandfather, die Don't keep me in suspense
Oh Grandfather, cough Up that inheritance
Oh Grandfather, don't Hold on another day
I love you to death But I've gots bills to pay
A stroke would be nice Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes In my new swimming pool
I'll party with Hef I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug that machine?
Oh Grandfather, die Before the fiscal year
Oh Grandfather,I Wish Kevorkian were here
Oh Grandfather, die Just take your final bow
Oh Grandfather, die Family hates you anyhow
For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun
Your Social Security Number is 1
You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
You're so old your penis has varicose veins
Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa? Why must you fight?
You old motherfuckerJust walk toward the goddamn light
Walk toward the light, old man
Walk toward the light, old man
It's all over now My granddad is dead
A mysterious blow To his wrinkled old head
Before I collect A small oversight
But everything should work out all right
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
now the geniousness of stephen lynch is the fact that you dont expect it. this song starts off so soft and delecate, you think its going to be almost a love song to his grandad but then he shocks you, and the swearing just aids his performance. i think this is brilliant, yes it could be offensive but how can you not laugh? this is just as good but could be equally as offensive, if not worse:
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